OK I SWEAR THERE IS THIS DODGY PEDO AT WORK!

HE IS LIKE 20?? IDK AND HE HAS REALLY BIG EYES AND HE SMILES RANDOMLY AT ME AND EVERYTIME HE IS LIKE

HELLO HOW ARE YOU (SMILE EYES WIDEN)
AND THEN HE WAS LIKE WHERE DO YOU LIVE
AND IM LIKE NARWEE
AND HE STARTED ASKING WHAT STREET AND ETC!!!

THEN HE IS LIKE YOU CHINESE?
AND ASKED ME TO READ CHINESE AND IM LIKE ERHH CANT READ LOL

AND THEN TODAY I ACCIDENTLY BUMPED INTO HIM AND HE PATTED MY STOMACH? SO CREEPY OMG!
THEN HE STARTED RANDOMLY SINGING O-O

AND THEN THE OTHER GUY WAS LIKE, OH IGNORE HIM HE IS NOT RIGHT IN HIS MIND
WHICH I THINK IS MEANT TO BE A JOKE

BUT DUDE PEDO MUCH LOL

OH AND THEN TODAY AFTER I WAS ABOUT TO GO THIS OTHER GUY WAS LIKE

*STICKS HAND OUT* AND IM LIKE O-O
THEN I WAS LIKE OK MAYBE HE WANTS ME TO SHAKE IT, SO I SHAKE IT AND THEN HE IS LIKE
BEST WISHES FOR YOUR BDAY TOMORROW
AND IM LIKE O-O HOW IN THE WORLD DOES HE KNOW LOL
AND HE IS LIKE OH I SAW IT ON THE SHEET THINGY LOL

oh man i am OLD

ON THE PLUS SIDE I GOT A RDD POSTER LOL

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